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Avoiding the Shower Menace: Tips For Travelers, not Inmates
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Continuing the current dangers of foreign travel theme, I feel compelled to share with you a common yet lesser documented danger.

I recently posted an article about a certain transport dilemma in Bolivia , and swiftly followed up by questioning the accuracy of cautionary ‘CYA’ captions pasted in so many of our guidebooks . In essence, I asked if it’s prudent to blindly follow these warnings to the letter without first conducting our own additional, independent research on so-called danger hotspots.

One would think with so many excessive warnings and cautions, Guidebook authors would have had all bases covered, so to speak, a long time ago. But no, it seems that the travel penmen (and ladies) have been whipped up into such a frenzy conveying the risks of Bilharzia and Bear Attacks that they have tended to overlook another (arguably more prevalent) danger associated with foreign travel. We are talking electrics, or, to be more precise, dodgy electrics.

We would do well to remember that not all countries have the same prohibitively stringent electrical regulations as, for instance, the US or the UK. And, as an ex-electrician and regular traveler, I can vouch for this. To list every form of electrical danger would take a lot more time than I am willing to spend on such a subject, so instead I shall cut straight to the main offender – the budget hot shower.

Hardcore backpackers need not worry, as cold water versions obviously present no immediate dangers other than slimy floors and the odd leech. Flashpackers and luxury travelers may also rest easy as the extra dollars they are willing to fork out could well afford them an adequately funded, safe installation within their guesthouse or hotel. It’s the in-betweenies that more often than not fall foul of this phenomenon. Those that spend the minimum necessary to upgrade from torrents of cold water to trickles of hot water in backpacker flophouses should be very, very afraid. Well, if I were to heed my own advice about sensationalism in the second paragraph, they should at least a little concerned…

Remember that, as with most things, you get what you pay for and in this instance you may well get an additional surprise. When opting to crash in a budget flophouse, it’s not beyond the realms of possibility that one may encounter a budget installation or two.

But don’t let this put you off the odd treat altogether. If its hot water that you want in the mornings, then go for it – but do exercise caution.

Rule number 1 is don’t fiddle with any setting on the shower head with the electric on, the water running, and you underneath it. Rule number 2 is don’t fiddle with any setting on the shower head with the electric on, the water running, and you underneath it. In theory it should be safe, but that’s not always the case.

If the shower does become a little more invigorating that you had anticipated, then be sure to (politely) let the proprietor know afterwards. They simply may not be aware of the problem, and may rectify it before someone else gets the same treatment in days to come. Even if managers don’t do anything about it, it’s not because they haven’t been made aware, and you can rest easy knowing that you have done your bit for future guests. Karma.

If these simple rules are followed, the only buzz a swanky backpacker need receive during the morning ablutions will be from Mike at Vagabondish’s #10 Killer Gadget - ‘Soap on Crack’.

Alternatively, if after reading this you subsequently get spotted in the shower wearing nothing but rubber gloves and a big, cheesy smile, then all you need do is claim that you are simply safeguarding yourself against yet another danger associated with foreign travel.

Stay clean, stay safe, and have fun. Adios.

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I agree with you there
written by Angelo, April 24, 2008
Lots of those showers are scary, and once under them, you can never be too sure if you'll come out clean or toasted.
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Almost got fried this morning
written by Vagabond Journey.com, April 30, 2008
I figured that I would have to comment on this post today, because I nearly got fried in the shower this morning.

I stepped into my the shower of my hotel in Guatemala, turned the water on, and listened to the electric heater kick in. I soon realized that I needed to quickly use the toilet, so I stepped out of the shower to do so. Almost as soon as I stepped foot out of the shower the electric water heater exploded in a burst of flames!

I stood there, naked, and just observed the flames burning away. It was an electrical fire, so there was no way that I was not going to go into the water to fight it. The wires soon burned themselves out, the heater sat dead and silent, and I figured that it was safe to turn the water off amidst a cloud of smoke and the smell of burned electronics.

I wonder if I would have been fried if I decided to just pee in the shower like a regular old vagabond.

Ain't dead yet,

Wade
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Luck is on your side...
written by Nathan, May 01, 2008
'Sounds like a wierd kind of cleanliness karma to me! Wow, you were lucky...

Maybe flophouse showers shouldn't recieve a 'dual purpose bonus' after all smilies/grin.gif

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